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Mark Alexander's avatar

I always knew aliens invented cows. Who else could design a machine that turns grass into extra sharp cheddar cheese?

Rat's avatar

They didn’t invent cows, they just love to get their extremities on them. The first cattle abduction incident is believed to have happened in 1897 (sic!).

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

That was so they could reverse-engineer them.

agent Rogelier than you's avatar

That's the first time a green person does something useful for someone else. I'm crying of happiness rn!

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

hehehe... anyone want to come over and help me with all this ice cream that just materialized?

Jimmy's avatar

Like AI, China applies that technology to production on the factory floor, the west uses AI to make “cheese” ($).

Stephen Rowland's avatar

I saw an alien demonstrating to Rat that he was now in charge of Rat’s consumption of cheese. Take heed being the crux of Alien’s presentation.

Jimmy's avatar

Brilliant! Respect ✊

Tardigrade's avatar

I love your aliens.

Rat's avatar

I love aliens, too.

Anyone can say cow’s head is too small or back too flat, but no one can say I’m drawing aliens wrong. :)

James Allin's avatar

Next time, alien can bring cousin a holographic story book!

AKcidentalwriter's avatar

rat is genius.... Lol. perfect way to start the weekend.