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Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Just announce that you have information about the Clinton's, before long you will be famous - posthumously famous anyway.

Lightning Strikes Twice's avatar

Versailles voice:: “Let them eat fame!”

Jimmy's avatar

“I’ve always been there before “

(Roky Erickson)

Tardigrade's avatar

Even if they don't make dragonfruit yogurt, if you can get your hands on a dragon fruit just moosh it up and mix it with some plain yogurt.

Rat's avatar

If I'm not mistaken, this is our 12th yogurt. We'll probably have rhubarb next.

Tardigrade's avatar

Then bacon? 🥓

Rat's avatar

That actually exists, but it’s so-called «dog yogurt», e.g.: https://thek9shop.com/products/boss-dog-yogurt-cheddar-and-bacon-3-5-oz

…and I’m not sure how much of a real yogurt it is.

Rat's avatar

These days, many varieties of pet food have traveled much further towards UniSlop™ than human food has — perhaps because animals do not ask for «natural looks» and are content if it smells good.

Tardigrade's avatar

A book I recommend frequently is Dogs, Dog, Food, and Dogma, essentially Good Calories, Bad Calories for pets.

There's little doubt that dry kibble is the cause of chronic disease in pets (especially cats) these days. Hey boomers, when you were a kid how many fat pets did you see?

Tardigrade's avatar

A tense conversation with Cousin.

Snowyteller's avatar

To be unknown, but to have famous works... better far than being famous and forever losing privacy.

Michael Newberry's avatar

Doesn’t that make a double negative, i.e., that Cousin is indeed famous?