An App for It
In which Cousin is furious
Good time of the day, humans!
Transcript:
Cousin: — Ridiculous! I can’t operate the toaster unless I download an app for it.
Cousin: — Why don’t humans fix such nonsense?
Rat: — Let me guess… they don’t have an app for it?
CWCID: inspired by this story from Angela Morris:
(yes, there is an app for it.)



Seriously though, the 'app' thing is utterly out-of-control. At this point, I'm inclined to NOT buy something if an app is involved... 🤷🏻
"App" is just a pseudonym for "Spyware."