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Genevieve Charbin Cerf's avatar

Oh dearest Ratling, how can you keep your head and your trusty clarity of mind when your silly cousin tries to spin you like this with his circular logic!

PS: I have been AWOL temporarily as I have been very busy with dealing with your cousins who had set up residence in my house in the form of fuzzy little nests for their babies made of my shredded baby blue bathmats! I’m in total admiration at how good they are at shredding everything, plastic grocery bags, cardboard boxes, plastic bottles of all kinds (including some containing my meds, and some containing cleaning products under my sink, etc.) Fortunately, my abode needed a deep clean anyway and I discovered essential oil packets, which smell delicious to me, but not to your little cousins! They’ve moved out, taking a few more pieces of the bathmat, which is fine with me if it helps them get comfortable in a new home! Whew!

Bandit's avatar

"Ancient Chinese Secret" = Calgon

"Calgon, take me away!"

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

"May you live in interesting times."

--Ancient Chinese misfortune cookie

Stephen Rowland's avatar

Silence is not always golden.

AKcidentalwriter's avatar

rat should run for office.... Lol.

Loon's avatar

Casual wisdom is like humour. A fresh breeze .

Ken's avatar

I really hate rats. They moved into my shop, emptied mattresses before I discovered them, have taken all winter and two brands of poison to wipe them out. Choose a mascot that doesn't breed faster than rabbits, doesn't spread disease and won't feed on human carcasses. And that wipes its feet before swimming in a dogs water bowl.