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Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Next you'll tell me Abner Doubleday didn't invent baseball and that hotdogs aren't made from actual dogs! You just hate America!

Rat's avatar

Apple pie was discovered before America, so there wasn’t really any need to go anywhere; but as we all know, Columbus’ expedition was government-financed so he didn’t care.

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

So you're saying you hate Italians too? You just want the terrorists to win. Rats gonna rat.

xD

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Jun 14, 2024
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© David's avatar

Isaac, the OG incel autist. A man after my own heart.

"It would be nice to be able to say that this giant of intellect was an empathetic, agreeable man, but if he had any such tendencies he did a good job suppressing them and coming off as an arrogant misanthrope."

I Am Called Lee's avatar

As much as I like the concept of revenge, at least neither Rat nor Cousin tried to hang the invention of the fig newton on Sir Isaac.

Frances Leader's avatar

I am delighted to know that Rat history is as fucked up as ours. Seems somehow comforting. Like apple pie.

Scott's avatar

You’ve got it all wrong. Newton invented the fig. Bill Gates invented apples. And Warrant invented cherry pie. Put a smile on your face ten miles wide.

Rainey Mitchell (L.E.E)'s avatar

Wait a minute, I thought Steve Jobs invented Apples.

Jennifer Depew, R.D.'s avatar

It was John Lennon, you are all mistaken.