Art Heist
In which Rats have to act quick
Good time of day, humans!
Some of the odd jobs we take are really odd.
Transcript:
Cousin: — Oh no! Someone has broken in and stolen a painting!
Cousin: — I never thought humans would steal modern art.
Rat: — No worries, we have two hours until the opening, plenty of time to replace it.
The word in the street is that the famous Black Square has been replaced by heroic security personnel on at least three occasions.
Bonus track: a rat creating fairly good modern art:
Did someone pay Hunter for his masterwork; "Money Laundering And The Big Guy"? That creativity streak sure runs in the family.
Modern art may have been stirred up to destroy the work by true masters. Blue poles? Gimme a break. Rat & Cousin are hopefully protecting the true masterpieces!