Beloved little Ratlet! Such incisive wisdom (as befits your sharp little Ratlet incisors which can gnaw their way through even the toughest existential problems!)
So happy your yuman has a very attractive discount toward your midnight snack budget for this fan’s budget!
I’ve learned from all your Connecticut cousins that rats don’t eat lunch, probably the reason your yuman can offer this great discount.
I’ll probably procrastinate (with you, my favorite distraction) until the May 31 deadline, but you have my word that there will plenty of those new-fangled cracker flavors, with exotic oozy cheeses from all over the world, for your midnight snacks after May 31!
Of the comments I've seen about this deliciously ironic story, yours is the best yet.
Maybe she read a fiction novel and was just attempting to let it guide her life.
Since failing politicians end up at Harvard or Columbia etc… the exposed professor gets to run for a safe seat in Congress, no?
Honor among thieves? Now we're getting into comedy!
Beloved little Ratlet! Such incisive wisdom (as befits your sharp little Ratlet incisors which can gnaw their way through even the toughest existential problems!)
So happy your yuman has a very attractive discount toward your midnight snack budget for this fan’s budget!
I’ve learned from all your Connecticut cousins that rats don’t eat lunch, probably the reason your yuman can offer this great discount.
I’ll probably procrastinate (with you, my favorite distraction) until the May 31 deadline, but you have my word that there will plenty of those new-fangled cracker flavors, with exotic oozy cheeses from all over the world, for your midnight snacks after May 31!
A definitive rat bomb today. lol.
Oh wise rodent, the truth you speak... :-)