Black Rectangle
In which Rat applies modern solutions
Good time of the day, humans!
Transcript:
Human: — Rat, what is this?
Human: — Is this some modern art that I don’t understand, and what exactly was it doing in the fridge?
Rat: — We, umm, redacted some cheese.
Human’s online presence will be somewhat sparse for the rest of the week, as it’s a ve-ery long five-day weekend in our parts, and Rat’s Human works when other humans don’t. Rat is going to have plenty of opportunities.


It's Government cheese; full of holes and doesn't age well.
To the Rats : lots of love and cheese and to Rat's human, lots of goodies and some bright time off! or on? LOL Best Christmas wishes and take your time, we love you!