Book
In which Cousin finds another one
Good time of Friday, humans!
Cousin quite often finds books, and brings them to show to Rat.
Transcript:
Cousin: — I found a book. «Complete tax code,» or something like that.
Rat: — Interesting. So where is it?
Cousin: — Right where I found it. I’m just a tiny rodent, I can’t move 750 pounds.
Source: back-of-envelope calculation based on there being approximately 75,000 pages in the tax code, and one sheet of common «20 lb» paper weighing 0.16 ounces. That yields about 750 pounds (340 kilograms).
In my calculation, I successfully managed to neglect that you can print on both sides.
Well, even 375 pounds is still unmovable (and unbearable).
I've heard that book is in the genre, Theater of the Absurd.