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Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Maybe it wants to remain in the dark, bigot! Why should it adopt your heteronormative, first-world, light-supremacist views? Are you some sort of neon-Nazi?

Rat's avatar

Maybe it identifies as a toaster. Okay, a single-use toaster.

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

It's a dual-use toaster, just stick a fork in it to see God.

Genevieve Charbin Cerf's avatar

Thirteen minutes late this morning and nothing left to say after you 2 (Neo and Yuman) have not only beaten me to the first punch, but have dwarfed any possible competitive retort.

So after reading this once, I marveled (and worried) at how increasingly challenging Cousin is becoming… not so Country any more, is he?

Then I had the best morning LOL as I reviewed Raton’s response and had to reluctantly admit that this was the story of all my most earnest but disappointed efforts. Touché, petit Rat adorable et futé!

Charles Summers's avatar

Who knows what evil lurks in the filament of a bulb? To shine or not to shine, that is the question. I blink, therefore I am.

Rogelio W., agent of the self's avatar

If a lightbulb is depressed, does it take light out of a room?

Rat's avatar

I now regret I didn't study the concept of "negative probability" back when I was younger and my liver could handle more.

Loon's avatar

The light is real so the bulb is alive too !