Cheese Aid
In which Rat fact-checks Cousin
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Cousin: — I just heard there will be no more foreign cheese aid!
Rat: — Don’t panic, Cousin.
Rat: — It’s just that there will be no more government cheese in foreign aid.
No government cheese has been detected among the bits of cheese we’ve received from abroad, all cheese has been good. Thank you, humans!
The cheese merchants all got a pardon, so…..
Government cheese would likely turn out to be chunks of truck tyre, painted (badly).