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Mark Alexander's avatar

That coal will also require two-factor authorization, so you'll need a cell phone AND a computer. What a wonderful world!

Rat's avatar

Ugh, 2FA. (My pet peeve with it is that if both devices are on the same network (e.g. connected to the same wi-fi), it's rather an additional attack vector than additional security)

Ken Macko's avatar

Two factor authorization. You mean activate the tracker ?

Mark Alexander's avatar

Exactly. It's for your convenience AND safety!

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

I bought some Dry Active Yeast, but it just sits there!

Stephen Rowland's avatar

Rat your app tells you how much pollution you have created and your account facilitates paying your carbon tax.

Ken Macko's avatar

Stock up that coal so every damn politician gets 1/2 lump for Christmas.

Why 1/2 a lump ? Inflation and, that’s all they deserve.

Loon's avatar

I’d track those lumps of coal for Christmas.

Poor cousin has never felt direct heat free of apps .

Opmerker's avatar

It's a crazy world outside.