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TriTorch's avatar

What do you get it you ask a politician to tell 'the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'?

3 different answers.

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

HAH! And if you need more wood you have all the Pinocchio's you need!

Rat's avatar

Now that's most certainly a myth. If their noses did indeed grow, all that arse-licking would have stopped long ago.

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Fair enough, at least they make enough straw men to keep the chill off. (^0^)

Kerry's avatar

Oh...oh, I was thinking something else...

George Bredestege's avatar

They do give off a lot of hot air….

Tardigrade's avatar

Took me a minute! 👖🔥

Stephen Rowland's avatar

Rat: Cousin, believing in windmills & green has caught us with our pants down.

Jimmy's avatar

Stand behind their jet engines, toasty!