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Transcript:
Cousin: — I don’t think I can move this crate.
Rat: — You need more confidence, Cousin.
Cousin: — Alright, now I’m fairly confident I don’t have enough confidence to move this crate.
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Confidence is a marvelous drug. The problem comes when people start prescribing it for physics. That crate doesn’t care about your self esteem, your vision board, or your motivational podcast. It weighs what it weighs, and reality remains the meanest bouncer in the club.
Has he tried the super absorbent contoured Confidence®? He should be able to do anything with it.