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Charles Summers's avatar

Inability to comprehend is bliss

Jimmy's avatar

Rat has “over the horizon” radar! (And a brilliant command of the obvious, no?)

Stephen Rowland's avatar

Rat, last month was it you that told me, “ Memorandum of Understanding, does not mean peace, it means no oil.”

Loon's avatar

Don’t give up Rat , the truth may have a chance.

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

If the third one is about the Clinton's, don't tell a soul!

Rat's avatar

As they ‘puter nerds love to say, “there’s no security through obscurity”.

Rogelio W., agent of the self's avatar

I have a theory about that famous social reject with a little mustache so small that could hardly hide his resentment.

He was sick and tired of so many centuries of wars, larceny and debauchery and violence, all caused by the theories of the intellectual class. He decided to create a theory so big that would destroy all other theories. Tragically, a hypothetical success of his theory would have destroyed the job of historians, journalists, scientists and philosophers. When those professionals perceived the existential risk, they decided to destroy him. The first thing they did was to make sure he would not be accepted in art school. That dishonorable attack set in motion the unstoppable gears of demonocracy.

Tardigrade's avatar

Odds are you're right.

Bandit's avatar

You're most likely right, dear Rat.