Dangers Out There

In which Cousin is prepared

Good time of Friday, humans!

The world is big and scary if you’re a small moderately-sized rodent, even during the silly time of the week.

Transcript:

Cousin: — I believe I’m now sufficiently equipped to visit the grocery store.
Rat: — What’s the problem? Have any cats been spotted in our neighborhood?
Cousin: — No, there’s a dangerous maniac on the loose! He is stalking lonely shoppers and lecturing them on GDP growth!

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