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Tricheco's avatar

If they could debate while running on giant hamster wheels, they could generate a little electricity. We'd need a lot of hamster wheels, of course, but this could be a «green» way to charge smart phones. Plus there's the social benefit of extracting honest labour from career parasites.

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

you think these octogenarians are fit enough to make a hamster wheel move? Maybe Kennedy could do some, but these 2 old men, bah !

Tricheco's avatar

Cattle prods might help! And even if they didn't, there's still some moral satisfaction to be had.

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

thanks for the laugh. I just imagine how that would look LOL

Tardigrade's avatar

Both of them are too decrepit for hamster wheels, but there may be a way of capturing and utilizing the vast quantities of hot air that will be generated.

© David's avatar

That might very well be a physical endurance test and the first candidate to 1) crap his pants, 2) collapse in cardiac arrest, wins.

Tricheco's avatar

I like that! We also win when he collapses in cardiac arrest.

© David's avatar

Precisely!!

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There is the Kamala factor though, a reason to keep Joe alive at all costs, regardless of the medical technology required of such a task.

Tricheco's avatar

There was a certain sinister genius to choosing her as vice president. She performs a vital deterrent function.

© David's avatar

As much as Kamala disturbs me, it's her husband I really dislike.

Doug Emhoff, First Husband.

This is why we fight to breathe life into this shell known as Joe Biden.

Tardigrade's avatar

Squeakholes 👍

Rat's avatar

This originated from Rat’s manner of saying «Oh, [squeak]!» when surprised.

Tardigrade's avatar

I'm trying to decide which I like better, squeakhole or pie hole. Maybe a hybrid: squeaky pie hole.

The Mick's avatar

Exactly, think on a bigger scale....

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Jun 26, 2024
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Rat's avatar

I think we shouldn’t actually listen to them but somehow make up stats so that they feel important and keep talking.

Tricheco's avatar

Along those lines, the proposed hamster wheels could be called dignity wheels.

Tardigrade's avatar

Solution: Watch the debate with earplugs in. Easy peasy.