Depression
In which Rat fails to help
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — Look, you cannot simply copy someone’s past success story and expect to become popular overnight.
Virus: — I understand, but it’s still depressing.
Virus: — No one cares about me, the mighty hantavirus. Frankly, I feel like going back to the landfill.
It took 23 days for the interest in hantavirus to drop to 1% of the peak.
Good job.



What if they had a plandemic and nobody complied?
So, 23 days to flatten the curve.