Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Alien: — ...as you may have already noticed, we basically have stopped abducting humans.
Rat: — Why? Is there anything wrong with humans?
Alien: — Politicians. We still lack a reliable way to tell them from normal humans in the dark.
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That's easy, the politician will start groping, try to confiscate your unlicensed saucer, and then invite you to Skull & Bones.
Nowhere near as difficult as picking a good watermelon.