Good time of day, humans!
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Cousin: — One can now get a DNA test for just nineteen-ninety!
Cousin: — You could get to know your ancestry, perhaps even learn a distant relative of yours is a lonely, elderly billionaire!
Rat: — Yeah, right. One in urgent need of a liver transplant.
Even though the risk is purely hypothetical, and there are no documented cases of someone being harvested for spare parts because of a DNA test… it’s still a sort of Pascal’s wager.
Also beware of Nigerian princes without heirs.
Hey Rat, anything that is too good to be true, it is. Save your rib for Eve.