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Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Theft is such an ugly word, we'll call it "a permanent loan."

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Hear me out... "fur-lined handcuffs!"

Jimmy's avatar

Like a junkie stealing your wallet and then offering to help you look for it.

AKcidentalwriter's avatar

No the government will not learn. lol.

Kenneth R. Mintz's avatar

Back in Dad’s day it was called fur lined toilet seats.