Government Files
In which Rat is starting to understand the logic
Good time of the day, humans!
Transcript:
Alien: — Honestly, I’m a bit concerned about the information your government might have on me.
Rat: — You think they know about that incident involving a cow?
Bigfoot: — It appears that since I don’t do anything stupid, I’m not as useful as a distraction.
Why specifically aliens, indeed?
This is the circuses part of bread and circus.
Rat, “ Big, minding your own business and staying alive, now that is boring but Aliens and space, wow. An endless galaxy of fear. Budgets to the moon, Mars and beyond. Slippery Russian Aliens, big eyed Iranian creatures armed with secret weapons made by Chinese four headed monsters.
Now that will get everyone’s attention.”