In which Rat draws a line in sand
One of our prominent local families—proud shoplifters, for generations—was mortified when a lad they'd raised to the highest standards of the family trade went into politics. The shame was intense. The ridicule they endured was so demoralising.
This could be material for a good dark comedy, perhaps.
We have a saying in Dutch, What you say you are yourself. No need to further explain!
Rat, 🐀 get a lawyer.
Hell get a bunch.
GoFundMe can’t say no, you’re an oppressed minority.
Well, if this petition – https://www.change.org/p/everyone-give-rats-gun-rights – succeeds, I might save on lawyers.
Anyone who reads WaPo and pays for the junk they spew is too far gone to be helped.
One of our prominent local families—proud shoplifters, for generations—was mortified when a lad they'd raised to the highest standards of the family trade went into politics. The shame was intense. The ridicule they endured was so demoralising.
This could be material for a good dark comedy, perhaps.
We have a saying in Dutch, What you say you are yourself. No need to further explain!
Rat, 🐀 get a lawyer.
Hell get a bunch.
GoFundMe can’t say no, you’re an oppressed minority.
Well, if this petition – https://www.change.org/p/everyone-give-rats-gun-rights – succeeds, I might save on lawyers.
Anyone who reads WaPo and pays for the junk they spew is too far gone to be helped.