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In which Rat advises to stay away
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — It costs way too much, gets you into stupid situations, and will likely ruin your life if you’re not careful.
Human: — Rat, I don’t smoke weed, no need to lecture me.
Rat: — I’m talking about the government.
Due to the «long weekend» Rat’s Human is going to have twice as much offline work as usual, and is expected to be online even less than usual lately. We’ll see to it that Rat keeps gnawing though.


Death by government / ∞
Death by weed / 0
Death by alcohol / ∞
You decide
It's hard to stay away from a government that is determined to get you.