It's Over
In which Rat considers optimistic scenarios
Good time of the day, humans!
Transcript:
Human: — So after forty-three days, the shutdown is over...
Human: — What are you calculating there?
Rat: — If they act quickly, they could pull off two more shutdowns this year.
Alas, Rat doesn’t know they’ve conspired to keep the government open at least until January 30.


How can we miss them if they won’t go away?
A rat can dream right?