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EFS's avatar

Doesn't ongoing stupidity count?

The Inmate's avatar

2 days? That's got to be a record....

Rat's avatar

...or a holiday.

Frances Leader's avatar

The government doesn't do stupid things. It does everything for a reason. They just don't know what the reason is because their pay grade doesn't reach that high.

Genevieve Charbin Cerf's avatar

Always so lucid, darling Rat buddy!

PS: Annoyed at your cousins which apparently are still running around in my house at night. Chewed wood last night! Plus, they are not up on “neatness” skills and not as clever as you are. You have set the bar too high, adorable Rat!

Ken Macko's avatar

They have, you just haven’t heard about it yet 🤷‍♂️

Tardigrade's avatar

That's Rat, always looking on the bright side.

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Oh, com'on, it's Trump's fault!

James Allin's avatar

Did Jesus include Rat and Cousin in His resurrection and salvation?

Rat's avatar

I’m not a theologian but I’d hope so.

Jimmy's avatar

Oh cousin, allow me to retort!

Michael Newberry's avatar

I once met the famous TV comedian and host Johnny Carson, on set. Before being introduced to him, he was browsing the day’s newspaper looking for fodder to joke about. And he made some spontaneous comments that were very funny. His genius, like Rat’s, was by keeping informed by present news his jokes would be current, fresh, and nuanced takes. Not like overly polished and dated material.