Kids
In which Rat admits it can always be worse
Rat wouldn’t tell humans how to raise their kids. He however would like to note that some unease about teaching kids «birds and bees» has been around since the onset of urbanization, and it’s present in most cultures and all political or economic arrangements. And it’ll likely be so until the humanity gets out of cities again.
Now, about playing airport security: German company Playmobil used to produce a playset for exactly that, causing much outrage some 10…15 yeas ago. It has been since scrubbed from the internets, but a similar one – Playmobil 3906 Police Checkpoint – can still be found on Amazon (out of stock though):
The best part of it is customer reviews:
Overall, I'd rate this as a fun and effective teaching tool. It's not quite as fun as Barbie's Breathalyzer Ignition Interlock Corvette, but I think the kids will enjoy it more than Cavity Search Elmo.
More here.
How about we replace all govts and institutions with Legoland? Would raise the IQ...
The universities should fire their political science faculty and replace them with Playmobil reviewers and Rat Says cartoons.