Microplastics
In which Rat is late
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — I’m going to test your pond for microplastics.
Frog: — Too late, humans already performed some tests.
Frog: — Now we definitely have microplastics.
This article is making rounds on Xitter lately:
Avoiding and reducing microplastic false positives from dry glove contact
tl;dr: a great deal of microplastics studies could be very wrong, and «current science» is about to be upended. It’s good that this is possible.
It's the Quantum Theory of Microplastics: the observer affects the observation.
This also works for assessing insect diversity, just spray the whole tree with pesticides