Missing Cheese
In which Rat confesses
Good time of day, humans!
Rat’s Human hadn’t been seen for a week or so, and he’s back with some serious accusations.
Big wrongdoings are better admitted immediately and in full. (cc: Pentagon)
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On a second thought, light from the fridge cannot reflect on the outer wall.
I'm sure the Rats did it in order to forestall a great evil, the nature of which must be left as an exercise for the reader.