Monologue
In which Cousin needs time
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Cousin: — To protect our democracy, fairness and inclusion are essential. My new wealth tax...
Rat: — Cousin, stop talking nonsense, let’s grab some cheese and run!
Cousin: — Wait, when am I getting another chance to practice my villain’s monologue?
These days, political pronouncements increasingly resemble the classic TV trope where villains, instead of proceeding with their business, suddenly launch lengthy monologues of explanation and justification.
Monologging never works out well for villains.
Listen to him, cousin! Run away! Run away! To Texas, or Florida, or the Cayman's, just run before you go mad!