Morning PapersIn which Rat disappoints CrowDec 21, 20254244ShareGood time of the day, humans!Transcript:Crow: — Hello, Rats! What’s new in the papers?Rat: — As far as I can tell, no one has been arrested yet.Crow: — That’s sad, but what’s new?SharePreviousNext
Welp, it's not a total loss, at least the paper can be employed as cage liner for any of the bird's poor captive cousins.
Oliver: Good Monsieur Charles, what’s the new news at the new court?
Charles: There’s no news at the court, sir, but the old news . . .
—William Shakespeare, As You Like It