Mutation

In which Rat isn't buying it

Good time of the day, humans!

Transcript:

Rat: — Who are you?
Virus: — I’m a dangerous virus!
Rat: — You don’t look like one.
Virus: — To spread more efficiently on media, I’ve mutated into a new Taylor Swift album.

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For about a week now, a new bird flu scare is trying to take off but isn’t really getting anywhere. Perhaps that’s good news, meaning some sort of immunity against panic has been achieved.

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