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Tricheco's avatar

Vote percentage might increase if the candidate names more accurately reflected political reality, e.g. Senior Comprador, Depraved Gigolo, Murder Hobo, etc...

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Rat's avatar

Come to think of it, the opposition hasn't tried running Tar N. Feathers yet.

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Tardigrade's avatar

Do the younger generations even know what that is?

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Rat's avatar

Even if they don’t, it’s easy to visualize. :)

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Joyce's avatar

This reminds me of how my teacher Latin/Greek explained how in his view Odysseus could confuse the Cyclops in the cave.

Asked for his name, Odysseus stumbled and mumbled which made his name sound like ‘Oudeis’, Nobody.

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Steve's avatar

This one is funny, so was yesterday’s.

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Rat's avatar

Thank you, I’m gnawing diligently!

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Tardigrade's avatar

I admire his dedication, but I'll still throw my support behind SMOD, who has the very best campaign slogans.

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the long warred's avatar

ZERO SEATS in UK 🇬🇧 is also humorous.

Elections are utterly discredited.

All to the good.

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