Noise
In which Rat is seriously annoyed
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — I can’t sleep with this terrible noise.
Rat: — Cousin, what is going on there?
Cousin: — It’s a human from the government. He says he brought you some free sleep pills.
Rat’s Human was quite unwell yesterday, and so our 495-day posting streak came to an end. Our apologies.


All is well already. The whole thing lasted just about 30 hours, so it must've been a food poisoning.
oh wow.
That's a great record, 495.
Tell Rat's Human this: "congratulations on surviving the consequences of your own momentum."