Oat Milk

In which Rats witness the end of an era

Good time of the day, humans!

One little bit of the corruption of language has been reversed. «Oat milk» is not milk anymore, at least in the UK.

Transcript:

Cousin: — It’s official: you can’t milk oats anymore.
Cousin: — But how did you always know that «oat milk» was not milk?
Rat: — If it doesn’t make good cheese, can it really be milk?

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