Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — Right there, this looks like evidence of climate change.
Cousin: — Where?
Rat: — Humans migrating to their climate conference a week earlier than last year.
Of all animals, Rat should be the one to know that food availability is a more important driver of migrations.
Sometimes I wish I was rich enough to lecture people about climate change from my private jet. The mix of sanctimony, hypocrisy, self-righteousness, fraud, shamelessness, and unearned wealth is clearly a great high.
When I was a kid working class people like us looked up at those that went to Spain every year in summer to get some sun. Now that there is a 'heat wave' in Europe, people complain that the sun has come to them. Nothing new though, because I remember quite a few heat waves in my 40+ years lived in Belgium. Even more hilarious, the British govt going to block the sun, for the 5 days a year it shines!