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Tricheco's avatar

I sympathise with Rat's cousin. The struggle is real. So I've been looking into ways to make my own cheddar. Extra sharp takes years, unfortunately.

Amy Sukwan's avatar

Mozzarella is pretty easy...

Tricheco's avatar

I really should start with that. Pizza is one of the essential food groups.

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

But... but, if two plus two equals five, then it all, like, kinda works out, you know? Relax boomer.

( Gets avocado toast paid for with food stamps)

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

depends on the math ! If it is x plus y makes z, all fine. but I just read a book where someone buys a house for 2000 bucks... hm yes, that is definitely outdated ! Just like the price of your cheese, dear rat.

Cygnus X-1's avatar

In the new math, 2 + 2 = gay

Theodore Atkinson's avatar

Get an old math book from Wiemar Germany. I'm sure it'll age well.

RANGER71's avatar

Wow… I bought a loaf of bread at the local country market store and my surprise $8.99 🫨

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Rats empathize with humans, especially friendly humans with cheese.