Outage
In which Rat pleads not guilty
Good time of day, humans!
Rat’s Human apologizes for being late; our schedule today was disrupted by an unexpected network outage. The usual suspect however denies involvement.
Human propensity to suspect the closest possible cause first is not entirely irrational, because closer causes are easier to check. Governments can deny their wrongdoings for decades.
To be fair, the newspaper where I did IT had mice that just loved Cat5 cables.
RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA!