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Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

But who will build muh zoos - so I can hurtle doodoo at the hoomans?

Rat's avatar

For a career in journalism, one must seek advice from birds: https://ratsays.substack.com/p/dreams

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

BAHAHAHAHA!!! I remember that. You're always ahead of the curve.

Rogelio W., agent of the self's avatar

Years ago I read that the first self-help book, which started what is probably the greatest editorial industry success going by the ratio profits/cost of production, was a 1840-ish book conveniently called "Self-Help."

It was written by an Episcopalian Minister, who argued that poor people were poor because they spent all their money stupidly in booze, entertainment and scams of all sorts, and instead of doing that they should save money and give it to his church and then the poor would stop being poor.

I thought: My goodness, this cannot be true because in scam-free world, there would not be a publishing industry at all!

Jimmy's avatar

Rat giving insight to Monkey: try, try again, but with a user warning regarding evolution, no?

Rat's avatar

Perhaps Rat has heard of Thomas Sowell and knows that «there are no solutions, only trade-offs».

the long warred's avatar

The point of books and education has always been conditioning primates to accept the Pedo priesthood of education. Since Plato.

Jack Everly's avatar

I know no one wants to hear it, but there is a huge gap and terrible events separating walking upright and rat’s brilliant and insightful question. #LookAtTheWhy

Still a great post.

1.032547698's avatar

Get thee back to the trees, humans!

Frances Leader's avatar

If we get back into the trees do you suppose it will take another 7 million years to get over all this nonsense?

AKcidentalwriter's avatar

rat dropping bombs on Monday!!! lol.