Picking a Watermelon

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The inner fruit of any random watermelon is highly likely to be more nourishing and satisfying than the inner (rotten) fruits of any random politician.

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Are watermelons sold year-'round where you live? Were they available in Soviet-era stores?

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Picking a Watermelon

In which Rat doesn't ask for much

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Rat: — After examining the stem, you gently knock on the side...Cousin: — What answer should I expect?Rat: — It suffices if the sound is slightly less dull than a politician on TV.

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Rat: — After examining the stem, you gently knock on the side...
Cousin: — What answer should I expect?
Rat: — It suffices if the sound is slightly less dull than a politician on TV.