Prank

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Bandit

Apr 1, 2025

Which kind of alien invasion? Space or the cross the river kind, like before?

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Frances Leader

Apr 1, 2025

I love Cousin. He gets a lot of schtick from Rat. I love the under-rat because he is innocent and enthusiastic whereas Rat is a smart-arse most of the time.

Loved the old fashioned telephone - ah memories!

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Rat Says

Prank

In which Rat gives valuable advice

Transcript:

Cousin: — I just ca-alled to say I lo-ove yo-ou!Rat: — What are you doing?Cousin: — I’m rehearsing a prank to play on the government.Rat: — Pranks need to be somewhat credible to be successful… You might rather consider announcing an alien invasion.

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Cousin: — I just ca-alled to say I lo-ove yo-ou!
Rat: — What are you doing?
Cousin: — I’m rehearsing a prank to play on the government.
Rat: — Pranks need to be somewhat credible to be successful… You might rather consider announcing an alien invasion.