Prediction Markets
In which Rat tries to make sense
Good time of the day, humans!
We’re quite amazed at some of the things some of you do with their time and money:
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The chance is down to 3% at the time of this writing, so we smell a good insider trading opportunity for someone with access to the premises; however, there could as well be an argument about the settlement if anyone pushes a chair during the speech.
Anyway…



I smell a Rat! Something's rotten in Denmark. This puts a cramp into the Sitting President's movement towards snatching Greenland as a place to expel pressurized swamp gas. This is his Number Two concern and has caused quite a stink in Congress.
I like Rat's theory. Can we bet on that?