Prize
In which Rat is puzzled
Good time of Friday, humans!
We’ve been short on good news lately, but now Cousin has won another prize.
Transcript:
Rat: — Cousin, I see you have another gold medal!
Cousin: — Oh, it’s nothing special… just a prize from our local humility contest.
Rat: — Wait, I don’t get it… did you finish first, or last, or refused to participate?
How does one win a humility contest?
As soon as you think you got it, it’s proof you don’t.
Great question at the end, which could only be asked in our confusing times.