Protecting Cheese
In which Rats make a disappointing discovery
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — I must admit Human is quite cunning.
Cousin: — Has he hidden the cheese?
Rat: — Sort of.
Rat: — The cheese is there, but it is inscribed with various political symbols and slogans so no one would want to touch it.
What Human didn’t know that we’d just close our eyes and pick by the smell, ha!
Finding a "Safe and Effective" notice on my cheese would definitely cause me to throw it away.
On second thought, Rat: hopefully the inscription isn’t “front toward enemy”!!!