Rapidly Slowing
In which Cousin is perplexed
Good time of the day, humans!
Transcript:
Cousin: — Do they still insist inflation is slowing?
Rat: — More than that, they’re now saying it’s slowing more rapidly!
Cousin: — Umm, couldn’t they complicate things in a simpler manner?
CWCID: inspired by an actual Xitter post by the Latvian Minister of Economy, for which he’s already received much shiticism. To be fair, the phrase was invented by journalists, he just quoted it.
Of course he quoted it from someone else. A government person could not possibly come up with such an elaborate phrase!
Who are "they" and why care what "they" say?