Records Book
In which Rat searches in vain
Good time of day, humans!
We haven’t said anything really silly this week, so Sunday is our last chance…
Although rats are well-known for their propensity to hide stuff everywhere, Rat’s Human would like to advise against hiding cheese in books as it can leave fatty stains.
Rat’s human gives good advice to Rat. Rat is ingenious once again. He has the world record for being the only rat to hide his cheese in the Guinness Book of Records and lose it. Congratulations on your accomplishment, Rat. You always amaze me.
Fools! You forgot Rule #1!
THE CHEESE STANDS ALONE.
🧀