Rorschach Test
In which Rat looks closely
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Human: — Rat, what do you see here?
Rat: — A middle-aged human with a graying beard, tired and behind on chores, sometimes sad but still determined...
Human: — Alright, alright… but what about the picture?
While we’re on that, Rorschach IV probably displays a human on a motorcycle from a close and low point of view.
I got interrupted, so I’m starting over!
He’s always trying to trick you, dearest Rat! 🐀 Luckily, you have the wisdom of totally guileless innocence! 😇
PS: I just came home after a longish absence and discovered, to my horror at first, that some of your brethren had moved into my apartment! The first night, I had visions of the movie « Ben », AFTER Ben gets really upset… with my toes getting nibbled on. But with your help, since I’m developing so much affection for you, I started bonding with the little guys here. It’s been a chore both cleaning untidy corners and trying to convince them to go back to the nearby restaurant where they had probably been living, a place formerly called « Young Buns » where they made and sold irresistibly sugary donuts 🍩. My new roomies probably were driven out by the renovation of the shop into a Fish 🐠 n Chips place, but now that things have settled down, I’m trying to nudge them back out 1) by hiding all food (especially my secret choco stashes) and 2)stuffing uninviting steel wool in their most obvious access points. The other night, they did drop a lonely red M&M on the floor! For me?! Actually I probably caught either a very young and inexperienced one, or very old and slow one, in « flagrante delicto! » I have high hopes that my clever tactics and intellectual generosity (I refuse to call an exterminator with poison) will succeed in returning them to their natural habitat, i.e. the dumpsters behind the many restaurants in town, where they obviously know the locations of all the old poison boxes. They are very clever, like you, Precocious Little Rat.
PPS: Tell your yuman to post another cartoon and I’ll give you a progress report. Like Nancy Pelosi, I don’t trade somethin’ for nuthin’ like certain dopey politicians just did (not smart like YOU, Rat, in spite of your young age!)
I saw a guy with a floor length, very swollen dick. I am now deeply concerned about myself.