Those were the thrilling days of yesteryear, days of doing daring mischief. Sad to think I may never again experience the exhilarating feeling of walking rebelliously against the arrows. Or standing 10” to the side of the floor circles.
Here's the truth about the Roman empire: the people of the empire got ruined, and they created the ruins as a tourist attraction, normally they would recycle everything, but they left all that rubbish there for our benefit. The people in power got all the silver and gold and started a new empire and a new religion elsewhere.
In the present, we are creating tourist attractions that will last thousands of weekends but not more than that, and the Aristocrats in charge are starting the new Pale-O-African empire, full of Vikings and Persians and Chinese, who follow a new religion based on the teachings of the prophet Murphy, author of heretical-rationalist poetry, self-help books and quantum-spiritual finance advice booklets. The billions he raked in from book sales of the poetry books were useful to buy vast swaths of virgin African territory, but the other books he only published as a gift to humanity and didn't sold quite as good.
I'll bet those tape arrows saved more lives than the masks and injectable products. A good laugh is often the best medicine.
Those were the thrilling days of yesteryear, days of doing daring mischief. Sad to think I may never again experience the exhilarating feeling of walking rebelliously against the arrows. Or standing 10” to the side of the floor circles.
A "will-o’-the-wisp" is just methane released by decay, and why the swamp seems to never run out of noxious gasses.
I have tried to forget those idiotic arrows, but you have reminded me, alas.
Ah, the 5am hour must be the time that cat settles in for sleep.
Sad but true
Here's the truth about the Roman empire: the people of the empire got ruined, and they created the ruins as a tourist attraction, normally they would recycle everything, but they left all that rubbish there for our benefit. The people in power got all the silver and gold and started a new empire and a new religion elsewhere.
In the present, we are creating tourist attractions that will last thousands of weekends but not more than that, and the Aristocrats in charge are starting the new Pale-O-African empire, full of Vikings and Persians and Chinese, who follow a new religion based on the teachings of the prophet Murphy, author of heretical-rationalist poetry, self-help books and quantum-spiritual finance advice booklets. The billions he raked in from book sales of the poetry books were useful to buy vast swaths of virgin African territory, but the other books he only published as a gift to humanity and didn't sold quite as good.
I thought rats were just exploring IKEA.