Rules
In which Rat engages in shameless plagiarism
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Goldfish: — Okay, you know the rules. Three wishes, and that’s it.
Rat: — I need to think it over.
Rat: — Okay, let’s start with this: Goldfish may not injure Rat or, through inaction, allow Rat to come to harm...
There will likely be some disagreement over the second wish.
Pffft. No one ever reads the Terms of Service. Chances are, the goldfish swims afoul of Community Standards at some point.
It’s always in the fine print.