Secret Service
In which Rat has a new business idea
Good time of day, humans!
Recent events have revealed a business niche that seems suitable for us.
On top of that, rats have much better sense of smell and can hear ultrasound.
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Why stop there? Put your ability to destroy everything you touch and kill vast amounts of humans. Aim high, join the C.I.A.
you know, President Nixson declined secret service when he stepped down. he knew a thing or 2.